The Mathieu Schneider Hockey Jews “Hanukkah Song”

December 1, 2010

I posted this on my Twitter, now posting here.

I present, the hockey Jews remix of Adam Sandler’s “The Hanukkah Song” by ME:

When you feel like the only kid in town, who likes to play hockey, here’s a list of hockey Jews, there’s not a lot you seeeee..

Gary Bettman lights the menorah, so do Steve Weiss Cory Pecker and Marty Turco

Guess who eats team dinners of kosher spaghetti? the Habs Jeff Halpern and Mike Cammalleri

Colby Cohen’s Jewish, Zach Cohen is too, add Jason Zucker, what a champion Jew Crew!

You don’t need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock, cause you can spin the dreidel with the owner of the Ducks!

Put syrup on your latkes, its time for Hanukkah, the owner of the Toronto Maple Leaf-ukahs celebrates Hanukkah

Sidney Crosby…not a Jew! But guess who is? Jewish Hall of Famer Cecil Hart (woo!)

We got Eric Nystrom, and his dad named Bobby, Ryan Kesler’s a quarter Jewish, not too shabby!

Some people think, that Evgeni Malkin could be, well he’s not but guess who is? Steve Dubinsky

Not many Jews are in the hockey biz, Kovalchuck isn’t but I heard his agent is (KA-CHING!)

You can’t make the rest of the lyric-ahs, rhyme with Hanukkah, so enjoy this hockey song-ukah and have a happy happy happy happy Hanukkah..




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  2. Sorry, Stephen Weiss is not Jewish. Weiss is a German surname that means “white.” Just because a few Jewish individuals have the surname Weiss doesn’t mean it’s a Jewish surname.

  3. Stephen Weiss is Jewish ,lol, people are so ignorant.

  4. wow if you click on the Jew hater’s link “by JEW Hockey players – Stormfront”, it is a Nazi web site, lol, now that’s ignorant.

  5. It’s not a Nazi website lol.. there’s a big difference between Nazism/national socialism and European nationalism.

    Now YOU’RE just ignorant, lol.

    • Sorry, I’ve done a lot of Jewish hockey research. Stephen Weiss is not Jewish. Neither is Marty Turco. Eric Nystrom is Jewish – but dad Bob is not. Malkin has denied he has any connection to the tribe – but there are those who believe that his family was once connected to the faith.

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