Archive for January, 2010


Beat with his own helmet..

January 28, 2010

Poor poor stripping Jew-boy!

Fuck you Fistric. Your name sucks.

Fisty was fined $2,500, no suspenstion.

Don’t mess with the Jews, Fist-a-cuffs. Marty Turco will get you. Trust me, its not like he has important goal tending to do. Zing.


Sidney Who?

January 15, 2010


But still, this is sick. This blog’s name sake Kosher Spaghetti himself aka Mike Cammalleri made fellow Jewboy Marty Turco his JEWBITCH last night. And here I was all upset I forgot to blog about this Jew vs. Jew matchup. Thanks for that MCamm.

Anyway, THIS.

Oh Marty, MCamm just served you with a heaping helping of matzah pizza. OM NOM NOM.


Down With the Flamers!

January 13, 2010

Tonight, the Pens play the Calgary Flames. This is a high stakes game for personal Jew lovers. The power of Moses will be on their side, when we really need Moses on our PP. Shit.

Eric Nystrom, son of Bobby Nystrom, and JEW.

Just when I thought I was done with being a closeted Flames fan..

Anyhoodles, we play Calgary what? Once a season? Perfect opportunity for me to post THIS:

You’re welcome 🙂


Bad Jew, Good Jew, Great Jew

January 4, 2010

Current status of some hockeyjews…

Stephen Weiss: in the doghouse. humph.

Matheiu Schneider: cleared waivers. demoted to the Manitoba Moose. currently prank calling Ray Shero

“….need help on the PP? Someone told me Mathieu Schneider’s good at that. And I think he’s available. I hear he’s desperate….*click*”

Jason Zucker: livin’ the dream.

The USA babies go on to face Canada in the WJC finals for a chance at GOLD on Tuesday night. DO it boys. May the Schwartz be with you..