I present, the hockey Jews remix of Adam Sandler’s “The Hanukkah Song” by ME:

When you feel like the only kid in town, who likes to play hockey, here’s a list of hockey Jews, there’s not a lot you seeeee..

Gary Bettman lights the menorah, so do Steve Weiss Cory Pecker and Marty Turco

Guess who eats team dinners of kosher spaghetti? the Habs Jeff Halpern and Mike Cammalleri

Colby Cohen’s Jewish, Zach Cohen is too, add Jason Zucker, what a champion Jew Crew!

You don’t need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock, cause you can spin the dreidel with the owner of the Ducks!

Put syrup on your latkes, its time for Hanukkah, the owner of the Toronto Maple Leaf-ukahs celebrates Hanukkah

Sidney Crosby…not a Jew! But guess who is? Jewish Hall of Famer Cecil Hart (woo!)

We got Eric Nystrom, and his dad named Bobby, Ryan Kesler’s a quarter Jewish, not too shabby!

Some people think, that Evgeni Malkin could be, well he’s not but guess who is? Steve Dubinsky

Not many Jews are in the hockey biz, Kovalchuck isn’t but I heard his agent is (KA-CHING!)

You can’t make the rest of the lyric-ahs, rhyme with Hanukkah, so enjoy this hockey song-ukah and have a happy happy happy happy Hanukkah..

HAPPY HANUKKAH!

“No,” [Jeff] Halpern said with a laugh. “I hate Europe.”

What an American. and Jew.

Poor poor stripping Jew-boy!

Fuck you Fistric. Your name sucks.

Fisty was fined $2,500, no suspenstion.

Don’t mess with the Jews, Fist-a-cuffs. Marty Turco will get you. Trust me, its not like he has important goal tending to do. Zing.

But still, this is sick. This blog’s name sake Kosher Spaghetti himself aka Mike Cammalleri made fellow Jewboy Marty Turco his JEWBITCH last night. And here I was all upset I forgot to blog about this Jew vs. Jew matchup. Thanks for that MCamm.

Anyway, THIS.

Oh Marty, MCamm just served you with a heaping helping of matzah pizza. OM NOM NOM.